Thursday, July 29, 2010
Tuesday, July 27, 2010
WTF beer of the day
You drink it out of a stuffed squirrel.
"The impact of The End Of History is a perfect conceptual marriage between taxidermy, art and craft brewing. The bottles are at once beautiful and disturbing – they disrupt conventions and break taboos, just like the beer they hold within them"The End of History, by Brewdog.
Monday, July 12, 2010
Awwwww of the day: Casillas kisses girlfriend
World-champion goalkeeper Iker Cassillas, after crying his eyes out for winning the World Cup, kisses his girlfriend-slash-Spanish TV reporter Sara Carbonero, during a post game interview.
Friday, July 9, 2010
Thursday, July 8, 2010
1984
The first Apple Macintosh goes on sale. It has 128K of RAM, a 7,83MHz processor, no hard disk, and the cost is US$2495.00
A man with two faces: Edward Mordrake
From Wikipedia:
Edward Mordrake (sometimes written Edward Mordake) is claimed to be a 19th century heir to one of the peerages in England who had an extra face on the back of his head. According to the story, the extra face could neither eat nor speak, but it could laugh and cry. Edward begged doctors to have his 'devil twin' removed, because, supposedly, it whispered horrible things to him at night, but no doctor would attempt it. He committed suicide at the age of 23.
Wednesday, July 7, 2010
Cricket
Only Harbhajan can match my Test record: Muralitharan
PTIRetiring Sri Lankan spin wizard Muttiah Muralitharan on Wednesday said among the current crop of slow bowlers, only Harbhajan Singh can match his record of scalping nearly 800 Test wickets.
Muralitharan, who will quit the longer version after the first Test against India beginning on July 18 at Galle, said the Indian off-spinner stood the best chance of emulating his feat.
“I think only Harbhajan can do this. I don’t know how old is he and how long he will continue. But he is the only one who can achieve this feat in Test cricket,” Muralitharan told PTI from Colombo.
With 792 Test wickets under his belt from 132 matches, Muralitharan needs eight scalps in his final Test match to reach the 800-mark.
In comparison, 30-year-old Harbhajan has 355 scalps from the 83 Test matches he has played so far.
Test cricket is dying
With Twenty20 cricket taking precedence over other formats of the game, Muralitharan feared slow bowlers might struggle to survive and get where he has reached.
“In current scenario Test cricket is dying. One-day cricket does not have bright future. Only Twenty20 is going to survive. So it will be difficult for any slow bowler to survive so long,” he said.
Muralitharan, who scalped 515 wickets from 337 ODIs, insisted he was not chasing any record.
“I don’t run after records. I have the world record in my name. Although if I could get eight more wickets, it will be a good way to end. I am sure I will be able to do that in one match. If not, no worries,” said the ace spinner.
Sachin, Lara the best
Looking back at his illustrious career, Muralitharan identified batting greats Sachin Tendulkar and Brian Lara as his toughest opponents.
“If we talk about the consistency, then no other batman can match Sachin and Lara. They are the best against whom I have bowled.
“I had to do extra effort against them. I am happy that I will be able to bowl Sachin in my last Test,” he said.
Besides being the most successful bowler in the history of international cricket, Muralitharan has been part of Sri Lanka’s 1996 World Cup-winning team but the off-spinner does have some regrets.
“I have achieved everything that an international cricketer can dream about. I have only one regret that I could not win (series) in India, South Africa and Australia. But one can not get everything in life,” he said.
Meanwhile, he is yet to make up his mind about the ODI World Cup to be held in subcontinent next year.
“I have not given it a thought yet. I can not say that it is off my radar but I will think about this. After that I will be able to say something about participating in the tournament,” he said.
In contrast, he remains very clear that he plans to play in the Indian Premier League, where he represents Chennai Super Kings, as long as possible.
“I want to continue playing in the IPL till franchise needs me. It is quite exciting and I wish to be a part of that excitement,” he said.
No politics
Another thing he has made up his mind about is not joining politics, like former colleagues Arjun Ranatunga and Sanath Jayasuriya.
“Neither politics nor coaching. I am not going to do either of this. I will travel around the world and enjoy life.
I have been playing since two decades and could not spend time with family. Now I will compensate that,” he said.
Even though his decision to quit came as a surprise, Muralitharan said he thought a lot before deciding to quit.
“I was thinking about it for a long period. I just thought that it is the right time to do so, nothing else,” he added.
He also took the opportunity to congratulate his Chennai Super Kings captain MS Dhoni who got married this week.
“I knew he just got engaged but didn’t know he got married as well. Anyway, I congratulate him and wish him a happy married life,” signed off the star spinner.
Practical thing of the day: the Goatee Saver
The GoateeSaver is an adjustable goatee shaving template that will revolutionize the way you shave and trim your goatee. The GoateeSaver can be customized to your face in seconds, with three easy adjustments. Just place the GoateeSaver over your goatee and shave with your favorite razor to get the perfect look that women will admire and men will respect. Note: Razor not included
Price: $19.9
Monday, July 5, 2010
Colombia cops find World Cup made of cocaine
It's everything that Maradona ever wanted.
Airports anti-drug chief Col. Jose Piedrahita says that Colombian authorities found the unusual statue during a routine security check by anti-drug agents Friday in a mail warehouse at Bogota's international airport.
The 14-inch-high statue was inside a box headed for Madrid, Spain. The statue was painted gold with green stripes on the base.
Piedrahita said Saturday that laboratory tests confirmed the cup was made of 24 pounds of cocaine mixed with acetone or gasoline to make it moldable.
Sunday, July 4, 2010
Maradona blames cheating for the lose
After a humiliating 4-0 lose against Germany this Saturday, coach Diego Maradona claimed that FIFA must take action immediately. Holding the press conference in Cape Town, coach said that there were 3 reasons behind the 'controversial' German victory. Reasons stated below
1. Maradona complained about the German style, " The Germans didn't play good football. In Argentina we play in our positions, That is football. But German players did it wrong, they brought many defenders inn, one even scored a goal! Now that isn't good football. In good football, the ball must be with Messi all the time. Messi Messi and just Messi. " After this he went and hugged a fan (now Late fan) who was in Messi's jersey.
2. Maradona said that referees were partial towards Germany. " Messi's free kicks should have been more close to the penalty box " Maradona complained about the linesmen being 'absurd' and 'illogical', calling an Argentine goal off-side. He slapped a journalist who pointed out that four players were really off side during that shot.
3. Frustrated with Germany, Diego was fuming. " They kept the ball all the time. They even didn't give the ball to our Goal Keeper. Their defenders were getting bored and was playing in our penalty box which is a disgrace to the game of soccer " pointing Lahm, RWB being the key to German success.
Maradona said that Germany broke the code of conduct and beauty of the game pointing that the German Goal keeper was sleeping through out the game. Meanwhile German Goal Keeper Neurer denied charges on him and said that he didn't know if he played the game; " All I remember is the national anthem, after that when I woke up their was only Diego in the ground. And he told me that I got a clean sheet".
Towards the end of his press conference he had a mental break down. He said that he'll conduct a Harthal in Kerala against FIFA's immature, irresponsible, unacceptable and rude refereeing against Argentina.
© fake news agency
Saturday, July 3, 2010
Wish
I tried, I tried a million times
Nepenthe didn't sooth my pain
Neither did morphia
For me, your memories were hard as rock.
I wish if you were near me.
Beneath the boundaries of the world
Above the horizons, the barriers
I wish ... if you were near me
Love.. Cross all seas, mountains and trenches
And for you I trust and I know
But my heart wishes,
if you were here , with me
Horizons pass, dreams shed seasons change,
but not my love sweetheart
And your love is what lead me ..
But I wish if you were here, with me
Grab me my dear, before I shatter
Just like you hold my soul
Give me your hand
And I'll cross the skies for you.
For now, I wait, I hope
To hold and to carry you along
Breaking all barriers of ill-fate
To heaven; the place where you will be always with me!
Nepenthe didn't sooth my pain
Neither did morphia
For me, your memories were hard as rock.
I wish if you were near me.
Beneath the boundaries of the world
Above the horizons, the barriers
I wish ... if you were near me
Love.. Cross all seas, mountains and trenches
And for you I trust and I know
But my heart wishes,
if you were here , with me
Horizons pass, dreams shed seasons change,
but not my love sweetheart
And your love is what lead me ..
But I wish if you were here, with me
Grab me my dear, before I shatter
Just like you hold my soul
Give me your hand
And I'll cross the skies for you.
For now, I wait, I hope
To hold and to carry you along
Breaking all barriers of ill-fate
To heaven; the place where you will be always with me!
Friday, July 2, 2010
I Hate Luv Storys
Starring: Imran Khan, Sonam Kapoor, Sammir Dattani, Sameer Soni and Kavin Dave Director: Punit Malhotra Rating: *** Boy hates mushy love stories, doesn’t believe in love and all those things that come along with it whereas the girl is a big believer in romance and is living her own perfect love story with a childhood pal. Boy meets this girl and don’t get along but eventually love strikes! First for the girl but the boy rejects it explaining that he only thought of her as a friend. Soon love strikes him too but by then it is too late. He tries to woo her back and ends up doing all those mushy things that he hated in the first place. Punit Malhotra’s debut directorial venture, I Hate Luv Storys works well when it tries to poke fun at these elements but eventually falls in the same clichéd trap when it comes to delivering as a film. I Hate Luv Storys’ main lead character, J (Imran Khan) tries to poke fun of all the mush and romance ideas that generate from Bollywood. Ironically, working with Bollywood’s King of mush, filmmaker Veer Kapoor, he barely manages to keep a straight face about all that’s happening around him. A complete opposite of J, Simran (Sonam) joins Veer Kapoor’s production as a set designer. As expected clashes take place between the two but eventually they end up becoming good friends. Gradually she ends up falling for, Mr. Wrong at the risk of dumping her loyal perfect Mr. Right Raj (Sammir). J rebuffs her. Hurt, she tries to get over her fixation for J and decides to concentrate on her relationship with Raj. But by then J has fallen head over heels in love with Simran and wants her back. How he tries to use all the tricks from the clichéd Bollywood references and much more to woo Simran back, forms the rest of the film. First timer, Punit delivers big when it comes to giving the film a fresh treatment in terms of narrative and style and laces it with some extremely laugh out loud one liners. But as a writer, he falls short of offering anything new when it comes to the script. Agreed, it tries to take a funny look at the romance seen through the typical eyes of Bollywood, by doing a parody of sorts on filmmakers. He includes his own producer Karan Johar, Sanjay Leela Bhansali and even Aditya Chopra in it but one fails to understand why Punit doesn’t give a new perspective about the same in his own film given the resources he had in hand. The jovial first half has its moments but the second half tends to drag, especially since you can predict well in advance how and where it is all heading. But, full marks to his actors including the periphery ones, who keep it rocking with their perfect acts. Vishal and Shekhar’s chart topping music also aids IHLS and lifts it above the average. The innovative production design works well with the theme of the film. Ayananka Bose continues to surprise with camerawork with each passing film. She has captured the New Zealand locales superbly. Imran Khan, after a lackluster performances in Kidnap and Luck is back in top form and very much at ease playing a rom com lead. He adds more fun to his character with his body language and facial expressions. Sonam Kapoor is aptly cast as the dreamy lover girl and wows in her more contemporary city gal avatar unlike her first two films Saawariya and Delhi 6 which presented her in a more ethnic way. The chemistry between this fresh pairing is amazing. Kavin Dave as Imran’s office colleague is hilariously good. The graffiti on his Tees make you LOL as well. Sammir Dattani delivers his lines monotonously. Perhaps he was asked to appear as a boring boy friend. But he does it well. Sameer Soni is fun with his take on Karan Johar and so is Aamir Ali as the hot shot romantic star of the film he is shooting. Bruna Abdullah is smoking hot in her special appearance as Imran's flirt interest. IHLS is fun till it lasts but once you come out of the cinema hall you realize that it fails to make an impact as a romantic comedy thanks to the feeling of déjà vu. IHLS works as pure popcorn fun. |
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